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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

STUDENT : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking  about?

STUDENT : Yesterday you said it's H to O!! :-D

 

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Student:- Sir log hindi ya English me bat krte hai, Maths me Q Nhi?
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:Teacher: - Ziyada 3,5 na kr. 9,2,11 hoja. Warna 5,7 mar dunga. 6 k 36

Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahar aa jynge.
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Student:-Teacher G hindi, English hi theek hai maths waqai khofnak

subject hai....!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha.

Student: NEIL AMSTRONG.

Teacher: Aur doosra?

Student: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. Langda thodi tha woh.!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Teacher- Bataao bachcho jo galat kaam karte hain wo kaha jate hain??

Student- sharmate huye bola sir.. Manuabhaan tekri, EKAANT park, Chinar

park, MAYUR park...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi nonveg

mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de dena.

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Ek Student:-de denge sir,sala aisi zindagi se to marna achcha hai.

 

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TEACHER: Define Energy ?

STUDENT: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.

TEACHER: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo.

STUDENT: “and this is called Energy……” :-)

 

 

 

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Proffessor: 1 Platform 2 km lambaa hai, Aandhi chal rahi hai, 60km/hr ki

speed se..
Ek Train Aayi aur Delhi se Mumbai ki Taraf Chali gayi..

To Sawal ye hai ki:” Meri Umar Kitni hai ???
Sab students Hairaan ho ke 1 Doosre ki Shakal dekhne Lagey….
Ek Student ne Jawab dene ke liye haath Uthaaya..
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Student:” Sir Aapki Umar 42 saal hai..

Profesor:” Very Gud, Lekin tumne kaise Calculate kiya ??
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Student:” Sir Hamare Ghar ke paas1 Aadmi Rehta hai, wo AADHA Pagal

hai aur Uski
Umar 21 Saal hai..:student rockd,prof shockd

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Ek naye teacher ne ek students se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur

iska naam batao.

”Students ne kaha, “ pata nahin.”

Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.

”Students ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”

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